Ping Pang Piangz!!

OK this subject does not make much sense to anyone but it was exactly how I felt tonight.
I had not driven for a long time and I drove tonight.
And I got stopped by traffic police.
Why? I cut lanes too abruptly and right immediately after, forgot to go into 1st gear from neutral gear whilst trying to turn right and the car engine was just revving
Oh that is not all! The policeman asked for my license and in a moment of panic...I forgot where I put my license.
Thought it was in a small bag in the boot and was rummaging for it before he said my IC will do too. I was also mumbling sheepishly that I have not driven for a long time and that I forgot to go into gear.
With my IC in his hand, he asked what class of license I had.
My mind went blank for awhile before I said, "Class 2."
OMG OMG!!!! He must have thought I was drunk.
How more stupid can I be? Finally remembered my license was in my wallet all the time and handed it to him before he could say more.
After a long while, he told me to drive carefully before letting me off.
He must think I am the most horrendous woman driver he ever met and I can imagine him relating the dumb woman story to his colleagues.
I even thought he might have radioed all his colleagues to keep a lookout for my car tonight.
No words to describe but seriously PING PANG PIANGZ!!!