Quite Funny

Overheard the following over radio this morning:

Incident One
A robber tried to rob a cab driver. Not only did the cab driver fight off the intended robbery, he turned around and robbed the robber also!

Incident Two
There was this man in a wheelchair at this secluded oil pump.
When another man tried to help him, this guy in the wheelchair whipped off his prosthetic leg and hit him over the head. Man in wheelchair then robbed this guy and escaped.
He is still at large and police have issued a statement that when he is caught, he will be charged with ARMED robbery.